Johnny Biceps gets the girls he wants at the gym

Getting the girl you like at the gym, Part 1

Let's say there's a girl you're attracted to at the gym. You see her every time you're in there hittin' the weights and you really want to marry her. You got her name from the front desk girl and made sure she was single via her Facebook page. The only problem is that you haven't spoken to her yet. Not a big deal. I'm going to take you under my lats and show you the way.

First thing's first: You need to add her as a friend on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Youtube, Digg, LinkedIn, ModelMayhem and any other social networking site in which you can search her name. If you can't find her on one or more of these, try different variations of her first name(Jen=Jenny=Jennifer) and different spellings of her last name(Smith=Smyth=Smithe). Attractive girls have a lot of stalkers.. you need to be smarter than the next.

Make sure you add a romantic message along with each site's friend request. Something like this works: "Hi (her name). I see you at the gym every day. It's hard for me to go about my daily activities because I think about you constantly. Please accept this friend request and call me as soon as you get this message (your cell, work, and home phone numbers go here). I will talk to you soon, or else... Lol jk about that last part, but still i'll talk to you soon, k? k? K? Yours, (your name)."

Stay tuned for part II and log onto www.johnnybiceps.com

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